Looking for the Big Yellow Tent: And now for something different...

I'm running to the yellow tent today. Feel free to join me.

The Celluloid Tent: Send me your favorite movie or tv quotes and I'll put them here

"Maybe, Maybe not, Maybe *(&% yourself"
"Here's the thing. You have a freak flag, you just don't fly it." - The Family Stone
Making sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies (Outside Providence)
I think this boy's cheese done slid off his cracker
Get in that ridiculous electric car of yours, and drive yourself down here.
See! He's her lobster!!
She should NOT be wearing those pants!
I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence
Life comes at you fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss something.
Do it for Johnny man, do it for Johnny!
I'm your huckleberry.
Kemo Sabe's gonna have some flavor. Shut the engines down, get myself back to neutral.
His name is Blaine? That's a major appliance! That's not a name!
Are you gonna do somethin'? Or are ya just gonna stand there and bleed?
Have fun storming the castle!
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lock it up!!

The Tent of The Things' Insanity -Things I can't believe that they have said.

DAD! If you break one more rule you'll be suspended from this family for an hour!! (t2 age 9)
I hate living on the left side of the house (t2 age 9)
Hey, Nice bra Mom...is that underwear? I sure wish they made something like that for men (t2)
Do they have hot coffee? I'd like a hot coffee please (T2 age 8)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to poop. (thing 2)
ME: Thing 2...what am I going to do with you? THING2: Kick me in the nuts?
Hey Mom, why are you naked? Are you sleeping commando tonight? (T2)
Making a mess, good idea. Cleaning up a mess, bad idea (T2)
(across a parking lot at a steak fry) Hey Dad!! I Hafta poop! (T2)
No more football games until September? That's very sad! (T2)
Pull yourself together! (T2)
Mooooom, I poooooooooped (T2)
I can't do it because you're too fat! (T2)
uh-oh....the dingle is tall. (T1)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011